Title: One Million Invisible Lines
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man. Megamind [dur.]
Word Count: 2,851
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man finally scores a home run.
Warnings: Swearing, sexing.
Notes: Fourth in the Dirty Little Secret series! Written for tripperfunster, whose birthday request was for this pairing to finally take it to the next ( Read more... )

Title: The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tobias Beecher, Chris Keller, Ryan O'Reily, Megamind. OZ, Megamind.
Word Count: 4,020
Rating: R
Summary: When it's time for the kid to get The Talk, the task falls to the prison's resident lovebirds.
Warnings: Language, sexual content, horrible awkwardness ( Read more... )

Title: Sunday Morning (That May Be All I Need)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Roxanne, Metro "Wayne" Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 1,034
Rating: PG
Summary: It turns out that Megamind is what might be described as a "vigorous dreamer."
Warnings: Fluff and nonsense. Implications of a healthy and stable three-way relationship, ( Read more... )

Title: Put 'Em Up (Show Me What You've Got)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Hal, Roxanne, Minion, Metro Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 8,905
Rating: R
Summary: An alternate ending to the movie in which Titan destroys the Defuser Gun and all hell breaks loose.
Warnings: Graphic violence, gruesome injuries, mature language, brutality of ( Read more... )

Title: (Now I'm Thinking) What The Hell
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 6,912
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man disobeys his conscience and pays a visit to Megamind's lair. A late night visit. And he's not calling for a cup of sugar.
Warnings: Slash, gratuitous oral sex, unhealthy amounts of ( Read more... )

Title: Darling, It's Better (Down Where It's Wetter)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Minion. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 4,185
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Megamind and Minion discuss the pros and cons of mermaids. It leads to other things.
Warnings: Slash, tentacles, desecration of Disney's The Little Mermaid, bioluminescence.
Notes: A ( Read more... )

Title: Stuck In The Middle With You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Hal Stewart. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 5,456
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Megamind and Hal try to do some manly bonding. They get the bonding part right.
Warnings: Slash, tentacles, viewing of cheesy porn, destruction of canon. Spoilers for the movie.
Notes: A gift for ( Read more... )

Title: My Life Would Suck Without You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 4,734
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man discovers that Megamind's feet are... rather sensitive.
Warnings: Slash, foot play, foot worship, foot job--- basically, YES I HAVE A FOOT FETISH.
Notes: Sequel to my ( Read more... )

Title: Might As Well Face It (You're Addicted to Love)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 3,554
Rating: R
Summary: Metro Man's first attempt to make the game more interesting gets a little out of hand.
Warnings: Slash, dubcon, breathplay, frot. A spicy combination!
Notes: More ( Read more... )

Title: I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Roxanne Ritchi. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 3,830
Rating: R
Summary: It's his turn to be tied to the chair.
Warnings: Bondage, D/s themes, kinkiness between consenting adults. Spoilers for the movie.
Notes: Never thought I'd write fic for Megamind, but I've been ( Read more... )